“Me and the
boys thought it would be funny to stir
something up,” he continued.
“We wanted to see the look on
Senator Kerry's face when he saw them.
The ads themselves weren't real.
They were a sham. We were just
having a good time.”
When asked about Kerry's sentiments
towards the false allegations, Bush
replied that Kerry “is taking
this thing way out of sorts.”
“What an over-reactor,”
Bush told reporters. I never
thought he would've been so upset over
something like this. I mean, we
were half-stoned when we came up with
the figure of $900 million...We never
anyone would have believed us.
We just thought Kerry would think it
was funny too.
The Kerry Headquarters issued a response
shortly after the speech at the White
We are happy that this President has
finally admitted to his lying tactics,
the report said. Now we should
concentrate on defeating this liar in
November. We should concentrate
on putting a decent man in the White
In reaction to the Kerry campaign's
response, the President flipped off
the television camera that had first
reported Kerry's reaction.
See you next January Johnny boy, he
said to the camera. I'll see you when
I'm giving the State of the Union, whileyou're
sitting BELOW me on the floor with your
thumb up your poo-hole. Talk to
me then John.
In other news, more one hundred or so
American soldiers have died in the past
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