Johnnie,
who is referred to as “Little
Cutey Patooties” by his grand
mother Midge, plans on making the most
of his time in Cuba.
“Beach is fun. I like sand castles
and waves.”
Attorney General Ashcroft remained
militant for the duration of his press
conference.
“That little fucking bastard won't
be doing much swimming and sand castle
building where he's going. The only
swimming he'll be doing is the swimming
he does in the urine of his assigned
guards...when they piss all over him,”
he stated while leaning forward and
laughing hysterically.
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