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Presidential Elections Postponed

WASHINGTON D.C. - Due to a terrorist attack planned to occur sometime before November 2nd, The Bush administration has postponed the elections indefinitely.

“We don’t know when it’s going to happen,” Tom Ridge said. “We don’t know where it’s going to happen, or in what manner it’s going to happen. But there will be an election at some point in the near future.”

“We are doing this for the safety of all Americans,” President Bush said at a press conference at the White House. “In order for we as a country to remain free, we will postpone the elections until we are absolutely sure that there is no threat of terrorism on our soil.”

He added, “We’re in this for the long haul.”

Dick Cheney has addressed the public outrage many Democrats are voicing. “This is for their safety,” he said. “John Kerry and his gang of liberals should be ashamed of themselves for trying to politicize such a serious threat to liberty and the safety of The Homeland.”

The time and place for which George Bush’s coronation is scheduled is being withheld from the press for security reasons.

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
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