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Creu's Crisis Center

Finally a real crisis. What do you know about Direct T.V. descramblers?

I got a question from Stan in California earlier this week asking me about Direct T.V. He wanted to know about the descrambler cards that you can supposedly get off the Internet.

Well Stan, to start off you can get these Cards off the Internet. They are called Hu cards.

That’s the easy part. After that there is a whole process of Programmers and scripts you have to keep up with. Here is a site that sells all the things you need http://www.dsscardsupport.com/startingout_direct.htm.

All I found out was that you need a HU card, a mik III programmer, and a subscription to a script service to download new scripts. You can also get a Bootstrap (I think) that makes things a lot easier.

Now I have no idea what I just told you. This website trys to tell you how to program and do some other shit. But for the life of me I have no idea how hard or easy this bullshit is.

They speak in such asshole terms.

If someone out there knows what the basics are or anything about Direct T.V. descrambler Cards post something in our forum about it. Or E-mail me direct at zuecreu@verizon.net. If someone knows the ins and outs of programming these cards and downloading scripts I will post the entire explanation and process spoken in laments terms, for everyone out there to read and follow up on. Any and all help is appreciated.

If you have any information on this topic at all your help is appreciated. Anyone who lends a hand via an e-mail or forum post will receive a thamike.com sticker for free if you’d like, and a full credit given in next weeks post.

And P.S. go get fucked , It’s lots of fun

Thanks,
Creu

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