My Two Fuckin Cents
(Editor's note: spelling and grammar have not been corrected in this column,
for fear of physical retribution and/or creepy hate mail)

I came across something here I think everyone would like,  http://www.illwillpress.com/rant.html.
 
Everyone needs to check this out. I don't know who it is really from or who did it,but it's pretty fucking funny. I couldn't have said it better myself. I wish guy would animate all my "Creu's Crisis Center " replys, the my two fuckin cents, and so forth.
 
If you don't like it then your probable a  lame fucking pussy, with no idea of what funny is. GO get a rectal exam and enjoy yourself .You tight assed, gerbal hiding, little dick sissy. Now go report me to your mom. I really like here anyway.
 
In closing this week. If you do not agree with me on this link, you WILL be labeled as yet again ,a lowlife loser ,with no prospects, no life, and no hope for salvation from your pathetic little, whiny, crybaby life.Waa

Once again these are my two cents, you don't like it, E-mail Zuecreu@verizon.net me your two cents anytime scumbags. If it's good enough I'll add it to a" Creu's Crisis Center " posting. Now go tell your sister to make that bread pudding she always makes, I'm fucking hungry.

Blow me,
Creu

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