Pharmaceutical giant Oral-B Laboratories
announced today that they have signed
New York fashion designer Monica Lewinski
to a three year contract to promote
the use of their products. Monica
will work closely with their current
spokesperson major league pitcher Randy
Johnson. Initially, the thirty
second television spots will focus on
Johnson while Monica will hum the jingle.
Director of Public Relations, Heywood
Jablowme, told Faux News that Monica
was chosen because of her white teeth
and creamy complexion. "She just
blew us away. We will be introducing
a new line of lip gloss and facial conditioner,
and believe Monica will be perfect for
the job", lamented Jablowme.
Lewinski has previously worked as a
spokesperson for Weight Watchers.
Her contract was not renewed as her
commercials did not appeal to viewers
without wide screen televisions.
Her replacement, former first lady Hillary
Clinton, has been met with similar criticism.
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