Valentine's
Day is coming so be sure and buy your
overpriced flowers and candy. I'm sorry
but wasn't a dozen roses $10 yesterday?
Does it really cost $40 to make a pink
box instead of a white one? Oh, and
don't forget to buy a card written by
a complete stranger which I'm sure sums
up exactly how you feel about the special
person in your life. Not only that,
but it will all rhyme. When the commercials
came on during the Super Bowl at my
house, I was up getting a snack, or
taking a shit, or both. And as for Valentine's
Day, I prefer to celebrate I'm Not A
Fucking Idiot Day. It happens a week
after Valentines Day when all of the
candy is on sale and all of the flowers
have gone back to regular price.
Written
& Submitted by
Gary
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