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You Are All Pathetic Sheep - By Gary @ TSHIRTHELL.com

Is everyone else still recovering from the sight of Janet Jackson's boob at the halftime show of the Super Bowl? I wasn't impressed. If she had whipped her cock out, that would have been a different story. If she had whipped her cock out and fucked Justin Timberlake until he wept like a bitch, that would have been good television.

People tune in to the Super Bowl just to watch the commercials. That's retarded. It's like buying a candy bar to eat the wrapper. The Super Bowl commercials are so popular that they have a television show that consists exclusively of The Super Bowl's greatest commercials. So, you get to watch all of the commercials, with commercials, but none of that annoying football to disturb you.

Valentine's Day is coming so be sure and buy your overpriced flowers and candy. I'm sorry but wasn't a dozen roses $10 yesterday? Does it really cost $40 to make a pink box instead of a white one? Oh, and don't forget to buy a card written by a complete stranger which I'm sure sums up exactly how you feel about the special person in your life. Not only that, but it will all rhyme. When the commercials came on during the Super Bowl at my house, I was up getting a snack, or taking a shit, or both. And as for Valentine's Day, I prefer to celebrate I'm Not A Fucking Idiot Day. It happens a week after Valentines Day when all of the candy is on sale and all of the flowers have gone back to regular price.

Written & Submitted by
Gary From TSHIRTHELL.com


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