Scared
Straight is comprised of a squadron
of death row inmates who are trained
in homosexual deprogramming. They
infiltrate homosexual hotbeds such as
bath-houses and fitness centers, summer
camps and John Meyer concerts.
Then they, as Scared Straight member,
Tom “T-Bone” Anderson puts
it, “scare the living shit out
of them.”
“We just get in their faces, you
know what I’m saying? We
don’t back down for a second,”
says T-Bone. “ There’s
about nine ofus. We big boys,
too. After about 15 minutes of
us yelling and intimidating some queer,
I tell you he start thinking twice about
poking another man.”
Although they swear that no physical
harm is done, the Scared Straight squad
does get very close to their subjects.
“Sometimes we get a guy that’s
hard to crack, you know,” T-Bone
says. “We got to get some alone
time. Sometimes it takes a couple of
hours of one on one.”
Although Gay Rights groups across the
country are up in arms about Bush’s
new program, there have been subjects
that say they have been helped a great
deal.
“T-Bone and Scruggs really rocked
my world,” says a former homosexual
who wished to remain anonymous.
“I want to schedule another scaring
session next week.”
Written
& Submitted by
Hugo Flores |