NEW YORK, NY - Donald Trump, millionaire business mogul, announced his intentions to fire his hairdo, today.

Chalking it up to “creative differences,” Mr. Trump believes the exodus of his “sleeping animal”-like hairdo would be beneficial to Trump Enterprises.

“We just can’t see eye to eye,” said Trump, of his hair. “When I try to take Trump Ent. In one direction, Trump Hair follows along, but just seems to be thinking about other projects.”

“Trump Hair,” he added, “Just isn’t a team player, nor does it represent the Trump In Totality.”

Donald Trump is known for his candor and wit, coining (and owning) such phrases as “You’re fired!” His show, “The Apprentice” is notorious for showing his mean side. Today his hair knows what it feels like to be a contestant.