HOLLYWOOD,
CA - Those zany filmmakers that brought you Girls Gone Wild,
Sorority Sisters Exposed,
Ultimate Spring Break,
Super Ultimate Spring Break,
The Most Ultimate of all Ultimate
Spring Breaks, Pets Gone
Wild, and Drunk Assholes
Do Stupid Shit are at it once
again. This time they bring the party
to quiet Amish country.
That’s right!
They’re taking their cameras
along to catch Amish girls in the act,
during Rumspringa, an Amish
rite of passage that begins when a child
reaches the age of 16 and continues
until they decide whether they want
to join, or leave the Amish church.
You will never believe what these
plain and simple folk will do when our
cameras start rolling. Topless Amish
babes churning butter, topless
Amish babes riding in the back of
wagons, and it really gets crazy when
livestock and Snoop Dogg
are in the Farmizzle Hizzouse.
The Dutch have never been shunned like
this before!
See how those annoying-ass New
York and New Jersey tourists react,
when they witness the Amish exposing
themselves on the mean streets of Lancaster,
Pennsylvania. Jaws will drop as they see how Barn-Raisings become Raise-The-Roof
parties, and quilting sessions go all
the way!
Who needs technology when you have great
big Amish titties under
the glow of oil lanterns? These girls
make college parties look like bible
school sessions!
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
GhostElf
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