Through
investigation, local police believe
they have found the perpetrator that
murdered Hatfield by slipping poison
into the singer’s drink. Bill
Maher, talk show phenom is now in the
custody of the Kalamazoo Police.
Mat Weeler, lead investigator in the
Hatfield case gave a press conference
soon after Maher’s arrest. “Evidence
that we have managed to gather through
our dead singer task force has uncovered
a nefarious plot on the part of alleged
talk show host Bill Maher. As most
of you know, things have been going
down
hill for Mr. Maher ever since he had
Slash from Guns N’ Roses on
his show as an intellectual commentator.”
Weeler continued by stating that, “It
was Maher’s intent to murder Mr.
Hatfield, and assume his place as part
of the Righteous Brothers duo. We believe
that this is not the first time that
Maher has tried to change his career
status, and we have reopened the case
surrounding the death of Bee Gees singer,
Maurice Gibb. We surmise that Bill Maher
did not continue this earlier plot,
after realizing that he did not resemble
Mr. Gibb, and the Bee Gees were practically
dead anyway.”
Bill Maher is currently being held
without bail, awaiting arraignment
for the crime
of murder. He was not available for
comment, and everyone should know
that
his hot-ass girlfriend Shanna Moakler
is now free.
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
GhostElf
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