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Bush Unveils New Campaign Strategy

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Today President Bush announced his new campaign strategy for taking on the Kerry Campaign later this year. In a speech before reporters at Washington's new National Security Committee, comprised chiefly of rich, white conservative Republicans from Wyoming and Oklahoma, President Bush announced that he was going to “shat” on his adversaries, saying that he promised to leave them with nothing to spare except their dignity.

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