WASHINGTON,
D.C. - Today
President Bush announced his
new campaign strategy for taking
on the Kerry Campaign later
this year. In a speech
before reporters at Washington's
new National Security Committee,
comprised chiefly of rich, white
conservative Republicans from
Wyoming and Oklahoma, President
Bush announced that he was going
to “shat” on his
adversaries, saying that he
promised to leave them with
nothing to spare except their
dignity.
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