When
asked what a “Foodmover”
was, Simmons said, “Well, it’s
a USDA Food Pyramid, it teaches you
healthy choices and portion control
to guarantee success.”
After answering this question, Simmons
broke into tears and ran out of the
room screaming, “We were supposed
to dance and have fun. Now there will
be no one sweating off the pounds to
Maniac and Freeway of Love!”
“It is not known whether there
will be an event next year, but it is
certain that Mrs. Rampler will never
work as an event planner in Atlantic
City again.
“We will certainly consider taking
legal action against her. I don’t
think Richard will ever recover from
the scene he saw today,” said
Yoshrio Tugata, who is Mr. Simmons Publicist.
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Tha Mike
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