PORTLAND, OR - After months of worrying, Hank Draven of Portland had all his fears laid to rest. Draven’s worries were that his consecutive streak of 11 straight weddings where he has had sex with at least one of the women in the bridal party would end.
 
Once Draven arrived at the church for the rehearsal, he noticed that one of the brides maids he banged in an alley out side his favorite club, “Fire Water” was in attendance.
 
“ Dude, thinking back to that night I had to laugh so hard. That chick was all over me all night, partially because of the tab of ecstacy I gave her I suppose.  Anyway, I wanted to completely treat her like a slut so I took her out in the alley and well, I’m a gentleman so I can’t go on. Who am I kidding, man?  I nailed the hell outta her,” explained, Draven.