&
“I LOVE PICKLES, I LOVE PICKLES,
I LOVE, hey Clancy, can I get a shot
of Old Granddad over here?”
&
“Late at night, when I’m
all alone, I think, ‘Hey who here
misses The Wonder Years? Hendrix Rules!
Put down that Doberman!’”
University Spokesperson Kim Oravetz
said , “Please pay no attention
to anything Mr. Fielder says or does.
He is well known throughout the area
for going on 72 hour drinking binges.
It has become a local tradition here
at Notre Dame to let him just do what
he does best.”
Faux-Newz searched everywhere for friends
of Fiedler, but in our attempts, we
have found that Mr. Fiedler doesn’t
have any friends and in fact only talks
out loud to himself.
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Tha Mike
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