| However,
once Madonna kissed Britney, MTV's cameras
went to Justin's face. Aguilera insists
that her kiss with Madonna was completely
missed by the cameras and no one made
a big deal about it. "I need to
constantly feel like I am the most important
thing. This whole situation has really
shattered me,” she said.
When asked why she would sue Britney,
Justin, or Madonna for this, former
manager for Christina Harry Belam said,
"Look, she can't go after the movie
awards director, the camera man, or
anyone else, because quite frankly,
she wouldn't get any attention that
way and basically that's what this is
all about. She's a fading teen pop icon
who is a dirty and skanky bitch who
never had any real talent except for
her oral abilities…If you know
what I mean." Harry Belam was fired
by Christina Aguilera two days before
the suit was filed, because he was against
such petty publicity.
"In response to Mr. Belam's statements"
said Aguilera, "He is just bitter
because I let everyone from Jaime Fox
to Redd Fox screw me in the butt, and
I always turned him down no matter how
much I like it or how much he begged.
Mostly this was because he was white,
though. It doesn't do anything for my
"DIRTY" image. We'll see how
far he goes without me."
Added to the lawsuit was that Ms. Aguilera
has contracted Herpes Simplex II and
perhaps AIDS from Madonna. The AIDS
claim is still pending blood test results.
"Look I'm ‘DIRTY,’
but Madonna is like the stuff that floats
around in a Mexican sewer," finished
Aguilera.
Ms. Spears and Mr. Timberlake were unavailable
for comments, but Madonna was quoted
on E! Entertainment as saying, "Look,
that little bitch could have gotten
AIDS from anyone, not just me. I know
skank because I look at one every day
in the mirror, and believe me when I
say Christina Aguilera is the living
definition of the words skanky whore."
In the near future Christina Auguilera
plans to pose in Playboy, Penthouse
and Anorexic Fat Babes. She will also
appear in an upcoming low budget adult
movie called "Dirty" Sanchez
to be released in mid 2004.
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Tha Mike |
