Washing you penis to prevent infection and disease entails more than a quick splash under the faucet. Here's how to wash your penis properly, to prevent the spread of colds and other viruses. However please note this will not prevent AIDS, HERPES or any other STD's. If you're worried about that, stay away from hookers or wear a damn rubber.

* Wet hands in warm, running water, apply liquid soap or clean bar soap to penis. Lather well.

* Rub Penis vigorously for at least 10 to 15 seconds, making sure to scrub all surfaces of hands. (which if you would have done this in the first place you could have saved yourself 50 bucks)

* Dry Penis with clean towel or paper towel. If washing penis in a public restroom, make sure no-one is around, cause you may become the next glory hole.

How to wash with hand sanitizer:

* Use alcohol-based sanitizer. Apply to palm of hand, using ample amount more than what is suggested in directions.

* Rub hands all over, covering complete surfaces of penis. Rub penis until dry.

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Trogdor

I Find It Only Fitting That You Click Here To Listen To "The Fuck Shop"

Enjoy...

"I know a place just down there two streets.
Baby, they'll ask you no questions and give you clean sheets!"


[Luke]:WELCOME TO THE FUCK SHO-O-O-OP!

Verse 1: [Fresh Kid Ice]

There's only one place where we can go
Where the price is right just to fuck a ho
It's always popular with the girls and the guys
'Cause for all my money, it's the best buy
Ten dollars, two hours is the time of the stay
It's more than enough time to slay
Each room has a bed and also a sink
So you can wash your dick after fucking the pink
But be careful of the things that you use'
Cause you can get arrested for sex abuse
So as you hit the door and the panties drop,
Whole lot of suckin' and fuckin' at the Fuck Shop!

Verse 2: [Brother Marquis]

Please come inside, make yourself at home
I want to fuck, 'cause my dick's on bone
You little whore behind closed doors
You would drink my cum and nothing more
Now spread your wings open for the flight
Let me fill you up with something milky and white
'Cause I'm hopin' to slay you, rough and painful
You innocent bitch, don't be shameful
Bring out the ice cubes and the hot water
This is the second half, and not the second quarter
I'll fuck you 'till you sleep; you'll sleep like a baby
And in your dreams, you'll say I'm crazy
In the Fuck Shop!


[Luke] (squeaky voice): YOU'RE IN THE FUCK SHOP, BABEEEE!I WANNA SEE YOU
FREAK!!

Verse 3: [Luke]

In the Fuck Shop! That's where it's at!
In the Fuck Shop! The place to splak!
In the Fuck Shop! Where all the boys go!
In the Fuck Shop! Fuckin' all the hoes!

[Luke]: THANK YOU FOR FUCKIN' AT THE FUCK SHO-O-O-OP!!!