Washing
you penis to prevent infection and disease
entails more than a quick splash under
the faucet. Here's how to wash your
penis properly, to prevent the spread
of colds and other viruses. However
please note this will not prevent AIDS,
HERPES or any other STD's. If you're
worried about that, stay away from hookers
or wear a damn rubber.
* Wet hands in warm,
running water, apply liquid soap or
clean bar soap to penis. Lather well.
* Rub Penis vigorously
for at least 10 to 15 seconds, making
sure to scrub all surfaces of hands.
(which if you would have done this in
the first place you could have saved
yourself 50 bucks)
* Dry Penis with clean
towel or paper towel. If washing penis
in a public restroom, make sure no-one
is around, cause you may become the
next glory hole.
How to wash with hand sanitizer:
* Use alcohol-based
sanitizer. Apply to palm of hand, using
ample amount more than what is suggested
in directions.
* Rub hands all over,
covering complete surfaces of penis.
Rub penis until dry.
Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Trogdor
I
Find It Only Fitting That You Click
Here To Listen To "The Fuck Shop"
Enjoy...
"I
know a place just down there two streets.
Baby, they'll ask you no questions and
give you clean sheets!"
[Luke]:WELCOME TO THE FUCK SHO-O-O-OP!
Verse 1: [Fresh Kid Ice]
There's only one place where we can
go
Where the price is right just to fuck
a ho
It's always popular with the girls and
the guys
'Cause for all my money, it's the best
buy
Ten dollars, two hours is the time of
the stay
It's more than enough time to slay
Each room has a bed and also a sink
So you can wash your dick after fucking
the pink
But be careful of the things that you
use'
Cause you can get arrested for sex abuse
So as you hit the door and the panties
drop,
Whole lot of suckin' and fuckin' at
the Fuck Shop!
Verse 2: [Brother Marquis]
Please come inside, make yourself at
home
I want to fuck, 'cause my dick's on
bone
You little whore behind closed doors
You would drink my cum and nothing more
Now spread your wings open for the flight
Let me fill you up with something milky
and white
'Cause I'm hopin' to slay you, rough
and painful
You innocent bitch, don't be shameful
Bring out the ice cubes and the hot
water
This is the second half, and not the
second quarter
I'll fuck you 'till you sleep; you'll
sleep like a baby
And in your dreams, you'll say I'm crazy
In the Fuck Shop!
[Luke] (squeaky voice): YOU'RE IN THE
FUCK SHOP, BABEEEE!I WANNA SEE YOU
FREAK!!
Verse 3: [Luke]
In the Fuck Shop! That's where it's
at!
In the Fuck Shop! The place to splak!
In the Fuck Shop! Where all the boys
go!
In the Fuck Shop! Fuckin' all the hoes!
[Luke]: THANK YOU FOR FUCKIN' AT THE
FUCK SHO-O-O-OP!!!
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