VIRGINIA - Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, and several high ranking Al-Qaeda operatives were apprehended by authorities this week, following a national raid on WalMart stores.

The raid, dubbed “Operation Rollback,” involved allegations that WalMart’s
independent janitorial contractors were employing illegal immigrants. More
than 250 illegal immigrants were arrested in the raid which involved 60
WalMart franchises located in 21 states. Virginia, it seems, turned out to
be the mother lode.

“I canˆt believe we never thought of looking here before,” FBI agent, Brian
Mosely said. “Of course Al Qaeda would be hiding in WalMart.”

He did, however, express genuine shock at finding both Bin Laden and Hussein mopping the floors in the early morning hours in the same WalMart branch.

“They were just mopping away,” Agent Mosely explains. “Hussein had a pair of headphones on. He didn’t even hear us coming.”
 
With a chuckle, he added, “You should have seen the expression on Bin Laden’s face when the flash-bangs went off.”  Flash-Bangs are incendiary devices which emit a deafening sound and blinding light, commonly used in FBI raids.

Though both men had shaved their respective beard and mustache, they were eventually recognized by authorities.