Our
current administration doesn’t
realize that it has not stood by itsconvictions.
President Bush claims to be tough on
the war on terrorism, revolutionary
in domestic healthcare policy, and a
true leader when it comes to educational
and economic growth. But what has he
really done?
Are all Islamic extremists dead or missing
as he promised in 2001? There are a
good 25% of them still lurking in the
world, waiting to strike. I will not
sit by as Mr. Bush and Mr. Ashcroft
neglect to bar-code the scalps of our
nations youth. We must know the movements
of everybody at all times within our
nation. This is why I intend to fully
implement a law that makes any existing
illegal immigrants citizens and/or legal
immigrant laborers. That way they can
be properly bar-coded and tracked as
well. Our homeland will not be safe
until we know who we are dealing with.
Our healthcare policy is in shambles.
Mr. Bush promised to wean senior citizens
away from prescription drugs long ago,
yet they continue to abuse them at an
alarming rate. Will Florida, with it’s
overwhelming senior population, be a
viable electorate state come Novemeber?
Not if those drug peddling geezers down
there continue their lives of sin. I
assure you that if you elect me president,
Florida will be sold to Halliburton,
a corporation with no known political
ties, or aspirations for global monopoly.
Bush has instituted his “No Child
Left Behind” program, yet children
who test poorly are not being expelled
at the rates that the current administration
haspromised. These derelicts still plague
our nation’s schools with their
dancing and carousing and what have
you. How can our educational system
advance itself when students are testing
badly, I ask you? These children should
be put to work where they belong, on
the streets, so that children who are
ready to get on The Good Ship America
can advance themselves.
Bush started his presidency with an
economic stimulus package which awarded
American workers with a check for $300
in exchange for their jobs. It should
have been $600, and I promise to deliver
that missing $300 to you, assuming you
still have an address, by July 2008.
You will be eligible to receive this
check only if you have been working
for the same employer since April 2000.
Mr. Bush has made many promises, and
has not kept them. The Democrats have
made many promises, but have not made
any attempt to be elected. So I promise
you, The American People, that I will
keep my promises. I really, really mean
it. Vote Paika For Prez in 2004.
God Bless The Homeland.
YEEEEERRRRRGHHAAAA!!!!
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Russell Paika |
