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Hearing Impaired Gay Couple Anxious For Iowa "Cock-Us"

NAPA, CA - In a move that is sure to leave all involved in great disappointment, hearing impaired couple Jerry Williams and Stuart Hanson readied for a four day road trip to Des Moines, Iowa for an event that they’re referring to as the "Iowa Cock-us". Both men, fervent Democrats, are excited about the possibilities of meeting their "Man of Tomorrow" as they have heard about on the news.
 
"I'm really impressed by the amount of attention this whole thing has been getting in the media." Jerry said, "I have heard (from what I was able to hear), more press on this than all of the St. Patrick's Day marches we have ever attended to put together".
 
Stuart expressed similar optimism at the opportunity to meet so many other like-minded Democrats that are looking for some steamy midwestern action.

Gays
Jerry & Stuart: "We're All
Ready For The Cock-Us"

His main concerns were about the trip itself. "I am really upset that we are not going to Waterloo, Iowa, I just love ABBA. I hate to be so close to a town that just has to blare their music all day." he said, unaware that the ABBA song has nothing to do with the town itself. "Maybe we can find some time between events and meeting people to sneak off."

While both men are seemingly clueless as to the true purpose and Political implications of the Iowa Caucuses, they both looked forward to some time away from the winery during the slow season. As they double checked everything on their lists before departure, both men slyly assured us that they had "Packed" the night before.

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