Tha
Mike: I don’t
have a damn clue. He started at
6:00 this morning with a sign that said
“Russell Paika is a no talent
hack.” At noon, the sign
read “Trogdor must Burninate,”
and at 3:30 he had switched to “Zeucrue
feigns illiteracy, come down from your
tower.” A few minutes ago,
he was singing “We Shall Overcome,”
and was playing a set of bongos.
Rick:
Has there been any tension between GhostElf
and the rest of the Faux-Newz staff?
Tha Mike:
He received a little ribbing over his
relative sporadic contribution to the
site. Maybe he cracked under the
pressure.
Rick:
Can you see what he’s doing now?
Tha Mike:
It looks like he’s covered himself
with ThaMike.com stickers, and now he’s
dousing himself with gasoline.
I should put a stop to this before it
gets out of hand.
Rick:
Well thank you for your time, Tha Mike,
and I hope that you can bring this to
a swift and peaceful resolution.
Tha Mike:
We’ll hope for the best.
***
Editor’s Note:
We actually do have real names. Some
people just like to call themselves
GhostElf, for whatever reason. Rick
D. Skettecus (Actually GhostElf wrote
this. See attached pic) ***
Written
& Submitted by
Rick D. Skettecus
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