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Man Submits Hilarious Story To Faux-Newz

Earlier this week a random user of faux-newz.com submitted a story to be posted on this website.

I opened up the e-mail and realized that this was absolutely hilarious. The concept of the story was not funny at all. As the gentleman explained in this e-mail...

Deer Surs…

I wuld lik to suBmt my faek storie to you hwever im afrade that my sPellin isnt verry gud

I hpe u wuld pleze acsept ths stroie and ficks how you sea fit"

Well you can only imagine how intrigued I was by this guy's e-mail. So I decided I will not fix it, but I will use it how I see fit...

Boewler Leeves Dreeeded 2-3 Split

ATlanTa GE--- Biowler Oswld 'OZ' Lupica of Altanta last weak leaft behynd the dreededed 2-3 split aftur his furst throw in the sceond farame

Ozweld a 320 a gmae averedge boiwler was mortified

And onliuker sayed that {;Man Os reely luost it man he reealy kiked the shit outuf the AMF Ball Return Machine.]}

Lupica wus unavailable four coments

SbmItted by Lirycal Mastrmynd

Ok then, I hope you enjoyed that as much as I did.

What amazed me the most was the fact that he spelled mortified, shit, AMF Ball Return Machine and unavailable correctly.

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
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