This
situation is not uncommon for attorneys
at Al-Hassa, Cuccinotti, Smith, Birnbaum,
& Gupta.
They have handled many cases
involving dubious interactions with
God.
However, many cases have been
tied up in appeals for a long time,
the most extreme being: Islam vs.
Christianity,
Judaism vs. Islam, Islam vs.
The World, Christianity vs. The World,
and Judaism vs. Christianity & Islam. “We haven’t even started with East Asia, yet,”
a representative has said, though they
did indicate that work will be done
in that particular department soon.
Sources
close to God have noted that He has
definitely lost much faith in the Pope
recently.
“Just look at him,”
one source says of the Pope. “He
is just blessing every object you place
in front of him. He can’t even tell the difference.”
“God
shrugs me off when I ask Him about it,”
said another source, “But I don’t
think He’s too keen on the guy,
if you know what I mean.”
When questioned,
God Himself did not offer any comment. He hurried into a waiting limousine, leaving
His personal assistant,
Hugues Delacroix to field questions. “This whole goddamned thing is ridiculous because--,”
exclaimed Delacroix.
He was unavailable for further
comment.
Pope John
Paul II was eager to comment, but was
unfortunately incoherent.
He did, however, bless a pencil
belonging to a reporter from Reuters,
then adjourned to his chambers.
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Russell Paika |