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By thamike.com
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Creu's Crisis Center

My two fucking cents, Asshole.

And the Oscar goes Donavon McNabb for the "rib injury". I love it all year long the Eagles fans cheer to no end on the great team of this season the Eagles. Well now they suck.

What really kills me is that McNabb all of a sudden has such sore ribs way after the hit he took. Almost like as soon as the Panthers went up to 14 points he just couldn‚t play anymore. Kind of like he quit like a bitch. Fuck him. Fuck the Eagles, and Fuck the Eagles fans. You all can rot for the way you monkey ass dickheads acted all season long.

Face it your Qb acted his way out of the responsibility of losing the game again. Receivers dropping balls or not. The whole team blew it. And their leader found a way out.

The hit wasn‚t even that bad of a hit. It certainly had nothing to do with his ribs. Maybe a hamstring but not his ribs. I mean c‚mon who checked him out Dr.Nick "hi everybody"... "Hi Dr.Nick". Give me a break. Now all we have to listen to these irritating pecker heads with no clue on what their saying asshole Eagles fans is late hits this and all of our injuries kept us back. Your guys get paid 10‚s of millions of dollars; play through the fucking pain you sissy.

"Fly Eagles fly to the road of You fucking suck you losers". Finally true colors are shown. You can only win for so long with shit ass luck plays and weak calls by officials. But the excuses will fly higher then their fight song. Higher then that dumb ass pussy‚s salary.

I hate to admit this but Limbaugh was dead on. A good Qb can make or break a game. A shitty Qb can blow it for you. Your wide receivers suck. And now Freddy Mitchell can take his little belt display after every catch home with and cry.

Andy Reid might as well open up a cheese steak stand. At least then he can manage something that wont fail. Hell he would be eating his entire profits .You fat bastard fuck.

What I don‚t want to hear is the bullshit of „we had a good season and next year we will pick up some guys and „ AHHHHHHHHH shut your fucking pie hole you loser bitches. This was it you‚re done. For good .It is over for your team. Thank fucking God for that.

Now lets all raise our Cheese Steaks in honor of a great piece of shit team, city, coach, and their no Super Bowl winning fans. You deserve the pain and humiliation you get from going 3 times and choking worse then a chicken swallowing a bus. Third times a charm huh? No I don‚t think so. A charm is like a piece of jewellery. Kinda like a ring. You know? So I would take that charm and cherish it. Cause you sure as hell wont be getting any actual ring to wear anytime soon.

GO EAGELS
Creu

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