You 
                                          - "How can notreal.com 
                                          offer such high end products so cheaply? 
                                          I'm so excited! 
                                            
                                          Me - Well 
                                          quite frankly everything is made out 
                                          of old tissue & Tampax boxes along 
                                          with the tubes from paper towels and 
                                          toilet paper. 
                                            
                                          You - 
                                           Let me get this straight. 
                                          Why the hell would I want something 
                                          made out of used cardboard. 
                                            
                                          Me - You 
                                          probably don't, but you can have a cardboard 
                                          replica of any item you wish to have, 
                                          that from maybe 300 yards away would 
                                          look like the real thing. 
                                            
                                          You - 
                                           This is fucking stupid, 
                                          I’m out... 
                                            
                                          Me - Fuck 
                                          you then, we're just trying to help 
                                          your poor ass feel a little better about 
                                          having nothing you pathetic asshole. 
                                            
                                          You - 
                                           Oh yeah, well fuck 
                                          you buddy. 
                                           
                                            
                                          After talking to you, I feel we ended 
                                          our conversation on the wrong foot. 
                                          Please don't allow our little quarrel 
                                          to make you think negatively of notreal.com. 
                                          They are after all, the next big thing 
                                          on the Internet. 
                                        Written 
                                          by Faux-Newz Staff Writer  
                                        Tha Mike 
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