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notreal.com To Offer Fake Products

THE INTERNET - Faux-Newz was contacted last week by a soon to be launched website named notreal.com. The were looking for us write a review about them so they could get some free press and great exposure. After long and painful negotiations we decided to give them that review. Here it is...

 
Want that 97" Plasma TV you've wanting to buy for the past few years but you only want to pay $47.50? How about a something as simple as a wireless router for $3.99? If you don't want to pay the high costs for the things you want then you are in luck.
 
Faux-Newz has learned of a new trendsetting website to be launched in the beginning of next year. This website has everything you are looking for and if they don't they'll get it, rather make it for you.

You - It's sounds too good to be true. What is this revolutionary site that you speak of?

Me - Well the site is called notreal.com. Not Real offers you any product under the sun and then some.

notreal.com

You - "How can notreal.com offer such high end products so cheaply? I'm so excited!
 
Me - Well quite frankly everything is made out of old tissue & Tampax boxes along with the tubes from paper towels and toilet paper.
 
You - Let me get this straight. Why the hell would I want something made out of used cardboard.
 
Me - You probably don't, but you can have a cardboard replica of any item you wish to have, that from maybe 300 yards away would look like the real thing.
 
You - This is fucking stupid, I’m out...
 
Me - Fuck you then, we're just trying to help your poor ass feel a little better about having nothing you pathetic asshole.
 
You - Oh yeah, well fuck you buddy.

 
After talking to you, I feel we ended our conversation on the wrong foot. Please don't allow our little quarrel to make you think negatively of notreal.com. They are after all, the next big thing on the Internet.

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Tha Mike


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