The panel warned that when the rotation is reversed it would not be a long, slow process.

"Basically what will happen is instead of a slowing down to a stand still and then reversing its spin, the Earth will get to a point where it is finally fed up and it will just stop." announced Igor Stranagov Professor of Physics at Dragoff University outside of Chernoble.

When asked of the affects from this sudden change in rotation Unwok Bandwana, a Zimbabwian medicine man from the ancient tribe of Bantu answered, "When the Earth stops spinning suddenly, the atmosphere would still be zipping along nicely at around 1,000 miles an hour. As a result, everything not attached to bedrock would pretty much be scoured clean. Fortunately when it starts spinning the other way, things should be put back into place almost perfectly."

Government officials from around the world are expecting the public to over react like they always do with any kind of announcement and with this possibly bring an end to mankind.

"It's a shame how people are probably going to react, they are going to riot, steal, kill and procreate like there is no tomorrow. There is no need for this though. We want the people of this planet to realize things will rectify themselves almost immediately after they get thrown into disarray." Ohnst said concluding the press conference.

The reversal of rotation is expected to happen on April 12 2004 at 5:45 PM GMT and is expected to be covered on every major news network on the planet barring no new electoral announcements of terrorist attacks.

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Tha Mike