More Than Ever Before.
By thamike.com
In Response To Tsunami Disaster, President Bush
Urgently Taught Where Indonesia Is Located

WASHINGTON D.C. - In an immediate response to the tsunami disaster in Asia, President Bush was shown where Indonesia is located on a map. At a press conference Wednesday, the President stated, "This natural disaster is truly devastating, and I felt something needed to be done urgently. So I asked White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan to show me where Indonesia is. I simply wanted to show people that the wheels are in motion." President Bush further said he was most impressed by the whereabouts of Sri Lanka. "I could have sworn it was up near Nantucket, but I was way off."

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Lee Camp

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