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French Lawyer To Defend Saddam

PARIS (AP) - In a bizarre twist of fate, French lawyer Jacques Verges has decided to defend Saddam Hussein in his upcoming war-crimes trial.

Verges, famous for defending notorious terrorists and one Nazi leader, says he is excited about his new case and very optimistic.

“We will plead self defense,” Verges told reporters. When asked about the numerous executions Mr. Hussein is being charged with, Verges replied, “Minor fire-arm safety negligence.”

“I believe,” he added, “that it will become apparent to the global community that these charges are much too harsh. My client’s art was very important to him. How was he to realize that the world would not understand the beautiful complexity which is Saddam Hussein?”

Saddam
Right: "It was an innocent
prank gone awry."

Left: "Now you tell me.
Is this the face of evil?"

Verges is most famous for representing Venezuelan terrorist Carlos The Jackal, and Nazi Gestapo chief Klaus Barbie who, because of Verges relentless efforts, was only charged with racketeering.

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Russell Paika


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