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Nose, Fantasy Football Team Picked

PHILADELPHIA, PA - In a stroke of genius Saturday, local man Jeff Nelson skillfully picked both his nose and his fantasy football team simultaneously. During the incident, the 35-year-old thought he might not have what it takes to complete both at the same time, but he found he "had a hidden talent for this line of work." Nelson also proudly stated, "I personally think I did a great job of both. I was able to snatch up Michael Vick and Marvin Harrison while cleaning out my left nostril. It was a ground-breaking day for me all around." Several months prior Nelson had stunned friends and family by picking both his fantasy baseball team and a wedgie at the same time.

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Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Lee Camp


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