PHILADELPHIA,
PA - In a stroke
of genius Saturday, local man
Jeff Nelson skillfully picked
both his nose and his fantasy
football team simultaneously.
During the incident, the 35-year-old
thought he might not have what
it takes to complete both at
the same time, but he found
he "had a hidden talent
for this line of work."
Nelson also proudly stated,
"I personally think I did
a great job of both. I was able
to snatch up Michael Vick and
Marvin Harrison while cleaning
out my left nostril. It was
a ground-breaking day for me
all around." Several months
prior Nelson had stunned friends
and family by picking both his
fantasy baseball team and a
wedgie at the same time.