"It certainly wasn't 'Hershey Park Happy' today said concert patron Susan Appleton. "Literally thousands of people were basically beating the shit out of one another to prove which chopper shop reigns supreme. No one could tell between the shit and the chocolate, it was disgusting."

A clear winner of the rumble was evident, however before security and local police could break things up, the Harley Davidson t-shirt wearers in the crowed stepped in and kicked everyone's ass.

The Department Of Homeland Security was contacted about this recent problem and only said they will be launching a complete investigation on these chopper t-shirt wearing gangs. Also with the terrible carnage and recent lawsuits by the victims of these fights against Wal-Mart the D.H.S. plans on banning the sale of these t-shits at all Wal-Mart locations all over the country.

Stay tuned to Faux-Newz for more information as this story develops...

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Tha Mike