"It certainly wasn't 'Hershey Park
Happy' today said concert patron Susan
Appleton. "Literally thousands
of people were basically beating the
shit out of one another to prove which
chopper shop reigns supreme. No one
could tell between the shit and the
chocolate, it was disgusting."
A clear winner of the rumble was evident,
however before security and local police
could break things up, the Harley Davidson
t-shirt wearers in the crowed stepped
in and kicked everyone's ass.
The Department Of Homeland Security
was contacted about this recent problem
and only said they will be launching
a complete investigation on these chopper
t-shirt wearing gangs. Also with the
terrible carnage and recent lawsuits
by the victims of these fights against
Wal-Mart the D.H.S. plans on banning
the sale of these t-shits at all Wal-Mart
locations all over the country.
Stay tuned to Faux-Newz for more information
as this story develops...
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer