My Two Fuckin Cents
(Editor's note: spelling and grammar have not been corrected in this column,
for fear of physical retribution and/or creepy hate mail)

This weeks complaint,bitch ,rant, whatever you want to call it, is about these goddamn truckdrivers, Big rig semi motherfuckers.

Just cause your 5'4" and 135 lbs doesn't mean your some tuff shit cause you drive some 10 ton vehicle. Climb down from your huge ego truck and let's get it on ,you filthy faggot.

Why is it when your driving you have to ride up my ass the whole way down the interstate.All just to pass me then slow down.Fuck that.

You drive up hills probable like you fuck you silly little bitch. A full head of steam only to lose it and slow down to almost a complete stop. No wonder a majority of you are white trash drugged out scumbags.Your trailer park trash. I see your rigs parked outside of your mobile homes.You know when you stop home to see your 10 kids and your wifr who is also your sister.

Look I know it must suck driving all day long. I know we need you guys to deliver pigs and chickens and shit. But jesus fucking Christ. You guys drive like you have an IQ of 30 . Oh I'm sorry you do.

And next time You pull the fuck out right in front of me on the on ramp,I am going to tail you till you stop to pick up your little truckstop whore.Slash your tires and put AIDS into your coffee.

Some of you are the fucking reasons why there are so many accidents on these roadways. When I see how some nice family of 4 gets killed buy some dirtyass truckdriver I think he should be hung by his balls. Then take the first layer of skin off his entire body, Drop him into a silo of sea salt,take him out to dry then hose him done with some iodine. After all that lay him out on one of those grated bridges ,the ones with all the little holes on them, drive a steam roller over his body,Scrap whatever is left on the steam roller wheel and serve it to the other truck drivers back at the truck stop as soup.Then go back to the grated bridge and take a pencil and poke the rest of his body chunks into the river below, to be eatin by the parisites and leeches.

Then maybe next time one of you dicks are driving and start to fuck with someone ,riding their ass or cutting them off,you might think twice about being a fucking asshole.

If you don't like this to fucking bad, you can try and bring your crew, but I always have my Creu with me.

These are my two fuckin cents
No change available
Creu

Click here to submit to Creu's Crisis Center