Plus we haven't been able to watch TV with out constantly hearing about this Janet bullshit. I mean C'mon it's just a fucking boob, they should have been happy she did show her 14 other ones. THAT would have been grounds for all this hoopla."

The MIB were considering to allow Jackie, Tito, Jermaine,Marlon & Rebbie to stay, but said that they all have freak bred into them and sooner or later it's going to come out.

"Just look at Tito for instance, he's getting so fucking fat, we truly believe that he is morphing into some kind of monster that will eat everyone and everything in sight." said L.

Things don't look too grim for the Jackson family however. The MIB have been working closely with NASA in order to have them help out with the Jackson's placement.

The deal that is currently being worked out is NASA has offered to transport the Jacksons to Mars to set up a new colony to be completed for when humans are ready to explore the red planet.

L said, "The Jacksons will be encouraged to perform scientific experiments, build living quarters & live in harmony. They however will not be encouraged to molest any of the possible life that could be hidden on Mars and certainly not fuck up that planet like they have to Earth."

When being asked about the possibility of the Jacksons surviving on Mars without any water food or oxygen L answered, "I'm sure they are going to go thru a period of adjustment, but them not surviving is a chance we are willing to take.

L concluded, "I mean, we hate to possibly be a part of the end of an entire race of humanoids, but we told them their freakish ways needed to stop. They should have taken the cue of Lyle Lovett, I mean he made some albums, banged Julia Roberts and then pretty much disappeared."

It is unclear if Bubbles, 3T - (Sons of Tito) or Jermaine Jackson Jr. will be staying or going.

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Tha Mike