I
am currently dating 3 different girls.
For the sake of privacy, let’s
call them by my pet names for them,
“Smiley,” “Longface,”
and “Granny.”
Now, it’s not like I am hiding
anything from any of them. They all
know. They are fine with it.
My question is wouldn’t this piss
you the fuck off? I mean, come
on ladies, I don’t feel too “loved,”
here. None of you are fighting for my
affections.
That’s what I need to see. Three
chicks get into a huge fight over me,
and the winner of this brawl gets the
honor of being with me.
Of course, the losers get the consolation
prize, a little “menage a trois,”
with me. Hell, I’ll even have
the winner taped so that the losers
can always remember the good times.
Will this happen? Fuck no. Shit
like this never happens to me.
I’ll continue to date “Smiley,”
“Longface,” and “Granny”
and have no real connection with anyone,
and basically have non-committal sex
with them, one at a time.
Yeah, I know “waaah…waaaah.
Trogadoodle,”… right?
Well, I agree with you. I am doing
well in this department, however, compared
to the other scenario that I have now,
which fucking sucks.
By the way, my ass feels
much better.
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Trogdor
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