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Trogdor
Trogdor's Corner - Bitches Man

I am currently dating 3 different girls. For the sake of privacy, let’s call them by my pet names for them, “Smiley,” “Longface,” and “Granny.”

Now, it’s not like I am hiding anything from any of them. They all know. They are fine with it.

My question is wouldn’t this piss you the fuck off?  I mean, come on ladies, I don’t feel too “loved,” here. None of you are fighting for my affections.

That’s what I need to see. Three chicks get into a huge fight over me, and the winner of this brawl gets the honor of being with me.

Of course, the losers get the consolation prize, a little “menage a trois,” with me. Hell, I’ll even have the winner taped so that the losers can always remember the good times.

Will this happen? Fuck no.  Shit like this never happens to me.  I’ll continue to date “Smiley,” “Longface,” and “Granny” and have no real connection with anyone, and basically have non-committal sex with them, one at a time.

Yeah, I know “waaah…waaaah. Trogadoodle,”… right?  Well, I agree with you.  I am doing well in this department, however, compared to the other scenario that I have now, which fucking sucks.
 
By the way, my ass feels much better.

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Trogdor


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