Autopsies and ballistic testing have confirmed that the same gun was used to kill the four victims in the span of 96 hours.

"They all died of gunshot wounds to the head and they were all killed by the same gun," Detective McJimmont told reporters at the news conference.

Authorities have not announced that they have any suspects, although there were reports last night that police were looking for a sailor who may be connected with the slayings. Besides that police aren’t releasing much more at this time.

Faux-Newz has learned that the gun believed to be involved in the killings was an antique flint-lock pistol and that forensic experts who combed the crime scenes found some white hairs and what is believed to be a ship captain’s hat.

Whisperings from inside the C.I. community are starting to finger the killer as Captain Crunch who incidentally has disappeared and has not been seen in weeks after a huge argument with the Sugar Crisp Bear, Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble over who’s cereal has a higher daily value of potassium and fiber.

Although some believe that the Cookie Crisp burglar would be a likely suspect. None of the cereal icons have yet to talk to the press.

It is thought that if in fact there is a cereal killer Boo Berry, Count Chocula, Casper and Frankenberry will not be effected in any way.

(Writers Note: Lucky The Leprechaun turned out not to be so lucky after all, The Honey Bee is just fucking annoying so he got what he deserved, the Trix Rabbit is just silly and I could have sworn that Tony the Tiger was put to sleep a month ago after a vicious attack on Snap, Crackle & Pop http://www.thamike.com/faux_newz/126_21/cereal.html)

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Tha Mike