Faux-Newz
Now...
More Than Ever Before.
By thamike.com
C1
White House Reveals Urgent And Immediate Need For Translators

A spokesman for the president today, made public the urgent need for a translator for the president’s current and future trips overseas. The current political climate is such that the president is meeting with many of the leaders of the U.S.’s top allies. The president’s schedule over the next few months alone, involves trips to Great Britain, Australia, New Zealand and Canada. As such the White House is actively seeking translators to travel with the president’s overseas entourage. The need is said to have arisen after a translator, who had been with the president for nearly ten years, dating back to his time as governor of Texas, resigned last week.The former Bush translator resigned citing an overwhelming amount of on the job stress and an inability to keep her work and home life separate as the reasons for her resignation.

When reached for comment, Norma Liser, Bush’s former translator had this to say:
 
“I enjoyed the lifestyle, and the travel, however it was becoming increasingly difficult for me to not take my work home with me. Supposably this is a common professionalistic hazard that aflecks many people with my particular professionology.”
 
President Bush did not comment on Liser’s resignation, although a spokesperson for the Bush White House did release a statement saying that the president was deeply distraught over the resignation and could not express what Ms. Liser had meant to him. Upon further investigation, Faux-Newz has learned that what the White House official actually meant was that the president had put together a lengthy statement regarding Ms. Liser’s resignation, but nobody had any idea what the statement actually meant.

Written & Submitted by
Abe S


© 2004 faux-newz.com - Fabricated News For The Less Than Holy!
Terms of Service: All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective owners.
Text comments posted on Tha Mike may not be reposted or broadcasted without mentioning faux-newz.com as the source.
C2
   
C4 C3