I tried
to move on with my day, but the thought
kept popping into my head. I hardly
got anything accomplished and I couldn’t
sleep that night. The thought was still
there in the morning and that next day
and a week later. I was driving myself
crazy over David Blaine. What the hell
is wrong with me?
Finally, one night, out of nowhere,
it hit me. I know where I’ve seen
him before!!! If you remove the
beard and turban, you can clearly see
that David Blaine is the newest disguise
for Osama Bin Laden.
Take note of that crazy look in his
eyes. The way he talks slow and without
emotion. The way he mesmerizes people
with his actions. The way he can disappear
without anyone knowing where he is.
I cannot help but wonder what you are
up to, Osama. Is this newest disguise
a way to hide from the rest of the world
as you plan for another terrorist attack?
Perhaps you realized that terrorism
isn’t the way to go and you just
decided to get into the magic business.
Or is it that you are just so afraid
for your life, that this is your last
resort to hide from your would be assassins?
It does make complete sense now, the
fact that “David Blaine”
sat in a block of ice for a few days,
or sat in that box without anything
for that whole time. It is nothing compared
to the way Osama had to have lived in
his caves.
Hell, these stunts are almost second
hand to Bin Laden and his Satan-like
ways.
I hope that this letter opens the eyes
to everyone in the world and it blows
the cover for that clever, yet cunning
devil.
You probably would have gotten away
with it too if it wasn’t for a
compulsive thinker such as myself. I
know that certain other writers have
written stories about Bin Laden &
Hussein, however I think that’s
all fabricated. I truly feel I am right
on this one.
Damn you to hell, Osama Bin Laden. I
just wonder who Saddam Hussein is posing
as these days.
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Tha Mike
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