OPP,
AL - Televangelist
Jerry Falwell has been criticized
recently for his failure to
blame gays for the tsunami disasters
in the days immediately following
the events. Countless Evangelicals
have voiced their concern that
it took Falwell nearly six days
to finally state that the tsunami
disasters were God's way of
showing his anger toward homosexuals.
Falwell normally responds quickly
to such events. For example
he held gays accountable for
the 9/11 attacks within 24 hours
of the planes hitting the towers.
Falwell has issued a statement
apologizing for his slow response
time. He says that he plans
to have an early-warning system
installed at his office so that
in the future he will be able
to blame homosexuals for tragic
disasters before the events
even occur.
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Lee Camp