Bob
and Dave jumped into their pickup with
a couple cups and a jug of water, and
drove 10 miles out of town. When Muckley
passed, they handed him water and jogged
alongside for a bit. Muckley asked
why he was all alone and they told him
it was because he was winning by so
much. They told him to “keep an
eye out” for signs marking the
route and to “keep rolling.”
The duo jumped back in their truck and
laughed all the way back to The Bull’s
Tit.
Muckley was found dead at mile 12, the
next morning.
“Oh, man,” laughed Sandignad,
“That was a good ‘un alright!
Even better than the time we taught
the town retard how to do the knife
trick from Aliens and he cut off all
his fingers right in front of us. What
can we say? We’re pranksters.”
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Nerraux |
