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can’t express to you enough,
that for as much “ass” as
I could possibly get in a given week
, I just can’t jerk off enough.
I love strokin’ my meat, it feels
so good and I know exactly what to do
to myself. I am my best lover. Yeah,
that’s right I said it.
Today I wanted to quickly
share some of my techniques that I have
tried over the years.
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THE "VAGINA"
TWO-HANDED "VAGINA"
ROSY PALM
ROSY FIST
ROSY PALM & BLANKET
ROSY ARM
THE MILKER
CIRCLE 'N' STROKE
CRAWL THE WALL
THE INFINITELY DEEP "VAGINA"
THE BELLY RUB
HOT 'N' STEAMY
WHIP IT GOOD
MONKEY GRIP
THE HUMP & SQUEEZE
DRUMMER BOY
RINGING THE BACK DOORBELL
THE SKIN FLICK
THE SHORT "VAGINA"
SPREAD YOUR FINGERS
THE FOREARM V
THE BELLY-SMACK
THE INDIAN BURN
CROSSED FOREARMS
THE ICE-COLD HAND
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I'm sure there is more, but this is
all I can think of right now.
If any of you guys or gals out there
know any new variations
I could try please e-mail them to me
and help a wanker out.
E-mail me at trogdor@thamike.com
Thank and Happy Strokin’
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Trogdor
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