My Two Fuckin Cents
(Editor's note: spelling and grammar have not been corrected in this column,
for fear of physical retribution and/or creepy hate mail)

This week I have a problem with no brained assholes. You know the ones who get on forum boards and just don’t even have the knowledge to argue and bust ass intelligently. The dickhead guy who can’t get past one word replies.
 
Like “asshole,dickhead,fucker,moron,ect.ect.ect.” 
 
Get a life people. It’s almost pointless to go back and forth with you idiots. You sit there all day long with your hand down your dirty underwear, playing with yourself and trying to think up burns on people. And you suck at it. At least when I go rounds with people it is actually dialog. Not third grade retard shit.
 
Then you have enough nerve to correct my spelling on top of it. Eat shit you lousy little pricks. You all get very ballsy from across the Country, But I could Guarantee Most of you wouldn’t have the balls to say some of the things you say to people if they were right there in front of your face.
 
Also, you only half read an article or story or even reply and then goes on a rant about some shit that makes no sense at all. READ THE FUCKING STORY. You area complete fucking childish piece of shit. I respect Michael Jackson more then any of you faggots.
 
“Well you said Michael Jackson is a faggot and he’s not you dick” NO READ THE LINE AGAIN BEFORE YOU POST.
 
Get over yourselves. You are not the Internet watchdogs or grammar police, or even anybody anyone cares about. You are the scum under the pile of dog shit. You try to bully people around. How you say? You all have your little groups of internet buddies who all day long travel around the WWW and blast people and act like you guys are knowledge studs.
 
You’re a group of fucking nerds geeks whatever. Whether or not you know more then some one does about a subject doesn’t make you a genius.
 
Matter of fact half the time you sound like a babbling freak. Shut your mouths until you can act like the normal population out there and tell me to fuck off in a goddamn creative way. Give me something that I’ll sit back and think Goddamn that was a good fucking burn, and laugh my ass off. Not sit back and think this guy has to be fucking his mom.
 
I hope we are clear on this. Creative good, dumb shit bad. There maybe you can understand it that way.

Creu

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