The cause of Bush Rash had been argued
for almost 4 years now, but after much
debate and endless studies it has been
found that the idiocy, speech and other
qualities that President Bush possesses,
is the reason for this huge out break.
SYMPTOMS
* Red areas of skin
around the buttocks.
* Raw, spotty small
rash-like sores around the buttock and
hips areas.
* Moist, painful skin
anywhere around the anal area.
* Skin that is cracked
and painful.
* Small fissures around
the buttocks and leg area
* Raw, BLOODY sores
around the tip of penises in English
men.
* Bush Rash has also
been known to cause exploding craniums
when people have been over exposed.
CAUSES
* Exposure to President
Bush's ongoing ramblings.
* Words like Saddam
Hussein, Weapons Of Mass Destruction,
Oil, Taxes, War, Osama Bin Laden, Al
Qaeda, Afghanistan, Jihad... Et Cetera.
* Watching political
ads on TV.
* Seeing President
Hopeful Kerry and realizing you may
get Kerry Rash.
* Anything related
to the upcoming election.
PREVENTION
* Moving to an uncharted
island in the South Pacific.
* Not reading the newspaper
or watching the news on TV.
* Walking around with
blinders on and headphones blasting.
* A bullet to your
head.
It seems
that there will be no cure for Bush
Rash anytime in the near future. We
are all going to probably suffer from
this rash for the next 4 and a half
years.
May God have mercy on our souls.
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Tha Mike
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