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Bush Rash Symptoms, Causes And Prevention

Whether you're voting for the first time or have dealt with the difficulty of elections before, there is help. New andpromising research, time-honored strategies, and a little education about the election will take the care of the recent outbreak of Bush Rash. If we are careful we could have the country feeling better in no time.

What Is Bush Rash?

Bush rash is a state of mind that causes contact dermatitis (redness and irritation) on or between buttocks of millions of people in this country. Doctors, Political Strategist and other experts categorize Bush Rash by it's symptoms, appearance, and cause.

Bush Rash
Bush Rash - Raw, Spotty Small Rash-Like Sores Around The Buttock And Hip Area.

The cause of Bush Rash had been argued for almost 4 years now, but after much debate and endless studies it has been found that the idiocy, speech and other qualities that President Bush possesses, is the reason for this huge out break.

SYMPTOMS

* Red areas of skin around the buttocks.

* Raw, spotty small rash-like sores around the buttock and hips areas.

* Moist, painful skin anywhere around the anal area.

* Skin that is cracked and painful.

* Small fissures around the buttocks and leg area

* Raw, BLOODY sores around the tip of penises in English men.

* Bush Rash has also been known to cause exploding craniums when people have been over exposed.

CAUSES

* Exposure to President Bush's ongoing ramblings.

* Words like Saddam Hussein, Weapons Of Mass Destruction, Oil, Taxes, War, Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, Afghanistan, Jihad... Et Cetera.

* Watching political ads on TV.

* Seeing President Hopeful Kerry and realizing you may get Kerry Rash.

* Anything related to the upcoming election.

PREVENTION

* Moving to an uncharted island in the South Pacific.

* Not reading the newspaper or watching the news on TV.

* Walking around with blinders on and headphones blasting.

* A bullet to your head.

It seems that there will be no cure for Bush Rash anytime in the near future. We are all going to probably suffer from this rash for the next 4 and a half years.

May God have mercy on our souls.

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Tha Mike


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